Steven Wright Quotes on Culture
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Do you think when they asked George Washington for his ID, he just pulled out a quarter?
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I know a man who is a midget dwarf, he's this tall. [holding his thumb and forefinger three inches apart] He poses for trophies.
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I like candy canes; they're my favorite candy. But I only like the white part.
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I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings...Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.
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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas. I just think about it.