8 Steven Wright Quotes on Perception

Steven Wright quotes on perception

30. I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by.

66. I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

146. Tinsel is really snake mirrors.

150. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

158. You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.

170. I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it.

183. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

184. Half the people you know are below average.