Steven Wright Quotes on Perception
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I didn't get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn't see anything, but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by.
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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
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Tinsel is really snake mirrors.
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
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You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.
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I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it.
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Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
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Half the people you know are below average.