Quote #184
Half the people you know are below average.
More from Steven Wright
- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
- Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
- Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.