Steven Wright Quotes on Truth

6 quotes

  1. I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

  2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

  3. This isn't all true.

  4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

  5. Half the people you know are below average.

  6. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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