Quote #173
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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- I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it.
- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
- I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.
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