Steven Wright Quotes on Skepticism

4 quotes

  1. One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, 'Didn't you see the stop sign?' I said, 'Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.'

  2. This isn't all true.

  3. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

  4. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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