269 Skepticism Quotes
Short skepticism quotes
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
William ThomsonWilliam Thomson quote #4 I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.
Alan KotokAlan Kotok quote #2 Observation: I can't see a thing. Conclusion: Dinosaurs.
Carl SaganCarl Sagan quote #31 I doubt there's ever been a true thing said on Fox. Maybe the weather report, maybe not.
Fran LebowitzFran Lebowitz quote #4 Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.
George SantayanaGeorge Santayana quote #61 The eating of burning brimstone is an entirely fake performance.
Harry HoudiniHarry Houdini quote #25 The majority never has right on its side.
Henrik IbsenHenrik Ibsen quote #23 If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet.
Isaac Bashevis SingerIsaac Bashevis Singer quote #33
More skepticism quotes
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Elbert HubbardElbert Hubbard quote #102 In this book it is spoken of the Sephiroth and the Paths; of Spirits and Conjurations; of Gods, Spheres, Planes, and many other things which may or may not exist. It is immaterial whether these exist or not. By doing certain things certain results will follow; students are most earnestly warned against attributing objective reality or philosophic validity to any of them.
Aleister CrowleyAleister Crowley quote #48 Men who cannot believe in the mystery of our Saviour's redemption can believe that spirits from the dead have visited them in a stranger's parlour, because they see a table shake and do not know how it is shaken; because they hear a rapping on a board, and cannot see the instrument that raps it; because they are touched in the dark, and do not know the hand that touches them.
Anthony TrollopeAnthony Trollope quote #2 Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
Ashleigh BrilliantAshleigh Brilliant quote #135 When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much more nearly certain than others. It is much more nearly certain that we are assembled here tonight than it is that this or that political party is in the right. Certainly there are degrees of certainty, and one should be very careful to emphasize that fact, because otherwise one is landed in an utter skepticism, and complete skepticism would, of course, be totally barren and completely useless.
Bertrand RussellBertrand Russell quote #157 Dogmatism and skepticism are both, in a sense, absolute philosophies; one is certain of knowing, the other of not knowing. What philosophy should dissipate is certainty, whether of knowledge or ignorance.
Bertrand RussellBertrand Russell quote #162 I read a book lately by Nietzsche and he says religion is just to dull the senses of the people. I agree.
Bobby FischerBobby Fischer quote #37 David Brin is a technological determinist. He thinks that we understand the trend and we need to hop on it. I don't have any such illusions.
Bruce SterlingBruce Sterling quote #8 A central lesson of science is that to understand complex issues (or even simple ones), we must try to free our minds of dogma and to guarantee the freedom to publish, to contradict, and to experiment. Arguments from authority are unacceptable.
Carl SaganCarl Sagan quote #69 Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep thoughts can be winnowed from deep nonsense.
Carl SaganCarl Sagan quote #84 Faith is the surrender of the mind; it's the surrender of reason, it's the surrender of the only thing that makes us different from other mammals. It's our need to believe, and to surrender our skepticism and our reason, our yearning to discard that and put all our trust or faith in someone or something, that is the sinister thing to me. Of all the supposed virtues, faith must be the most overrated.
Christopher HitchensChristopher Hitchens quote #14 I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.
Clarence DarrowClarence Darrow quote #8 The fear of God is not the beginning of wisdom. The fear of God is the death of wisdom. Skepticism and doubt lead to study and investigation, and investigation is the beginning of wisdom.
Clarence DarrowClarence Darrow quote #47 Lesson number one in trying to develop the ability of independent thought: Understand that EVERYTHING the government says has the potential to be lies and deception. You can believe it's the truth only after you question, exhaust every avenue, and find that their story checks out. If you're a patriot, it's your duty to always question your government anyway, at every turn. A patriot is loyal to his country and his countrymen, not his government.
Derek R. AudetteDerek R. Audette quote #38 The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
Eric HofferEric Hoffer quote #23 What merit there is in my thinking is derived from two peculiarities: (1) My inability to be familiar with anything. I simply can't take things for granted. (2) My endless patience. I assume that the only way to find an answer is to hang on long enough and keep groping.
Eric HofferEric Hoffer quote #124 I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck quote #17 Profound skepticism is favorable to conventions, because it doubts that the criticism of conventions is any truer than they are.
George SantayanaGeorge Santayana quote #38 Sirs, I have tested your machine. It adds a new terror to life and makes death a long-felt want.
Herbert Beerbohm TreeHerbert Beerbohm Tree quote #6 People still laugh at me in politics, they think I won't make it; but I think I will, after Harold Wilson, I will be your next Chancellor to become Prime Minister.
Imran KhanImran Khan quote #4 He comes into the world God knows how, walks on the water, gets out of his grave and goes up off the Hill of Howth. What drivel is this?
James JoyceJames Joyce quote #54 A wise skepticism is the first attribute of a good critic.
James Russell LowellJames Russell Lowell quote #89 Pessimism: A valuable protection against quackery.
John Ralston SaulJohn Ralston Saul quote #39 What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
Kinky FriedmanKinky Friedman quote #18 Some books are lies frae end to end.
Robert BurnsRobert Burns quote #25 If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.
Scott AdamsScott Adams quote #23 Few intellectual tyrannies can be more recalcitrant than the truths that everybody knows and nearly no one can defend with any decent data (for who needs proof of anything so obvious). And few intellectual activities can be more salutary than attempts to find out whether these rocks of ages might crumble at the slightest tap of an informational hammer.
Stephen Jay GouldStephen Jay Gould quote #133 It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
Steve MartinSteve Martin quote #11 It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry.
Thomas PaineThomas Paine quote #56 I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.
Woody AllenWoody Allen quote #118 The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein quote #162 The truth may be puzzling. It may take some work to grapple with. It may be counterintuitive. It may contradict deeply held prejudices. It may not be consonant with what we desperately want to be true. But our preferences do not determine what's true. We have a method, and that method helps us to reach not absolute truth, only asymptotic approaches to the truth - never there, just closer and closer, always finding vast new oceans of undiscovered possibilities. Cleverly designed experiments are the key.
Carl SaganCarl Sagan quote #3 Scorpio could go retrograde up Uranus and it wouldn't make any difference.
Richard DawkinsRichard Dawkins quote #111 Paranormal phenomena have a habit of going away whenever they are tested under rigorous conditions. This is why the ?740,000 reward of James Randi, offered to anyone who can demonstrate a paranormal effect under proper scientific controls, is safe. Why don't the television editors insist on some equivalently rigorous test? Could it be that they believe the alleged paranormal powers would evaporate and bang go the ratings?
Richard DawkinsRichard Dawkins quote #113 A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an 'intellectual' - find out how he feels about astrology.
Robert A. HeinleinRobert A. Heinlein quote #51 Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
Robert A. HeinleinRobert A. Heinlein quote #61 God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills.
Robert A. HeinleinRobert A. Heinlein quote #85 The phrase 'we (I) (you) simply must -' designates some thing that need not be done. 'That goes without saying' is a red warning. 'Of course' means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers.
Robert A. HeinleinRobert A. Heinlein quote #131 The shamans are forever yacking about their snake-oil 'miracles.' I prefer the Real McCoy - a pregnant woman.
Robert A. HeinleinRobert A. Heinlein quote #134 If this uncertain age in which we dwell Were really as dark as I hear sages tell, And I convinced that they were really sages, I should not curse myself with it to hell.
Robert FrostRobert Frost quote #48 The infidels have been the brave and thoughtful men; the flower of all the world; the pioneers and heralds of the blessed day of liberty and love; the generous spirits of the unworthy past; the seers and prophets of our race; the great chivalric souls, proud victors on the battlefields of thought, the creditors of all the years to be.
Robert G. IngersollRobert G. Ingersoll quote #63 Every child should be taught to doubt, to inquire, to demand reasons. Every soul should defend itself - should be on its guard against falsehood, deceit, and mistake, and should beware of all kinds of confidence men, including those of the pulpit.
Robert G. IngersollRobert G. Ingersoll quote #103 There are no Gods, no angels, no devils, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens the hearts and enslaves minds.
Robert G. IngersollRobert G. Ingersoll quote #215 Skepticism, riddling the faith of yesterday, prepared the way for the faith of tomorrow.
Romain RollandRomain Rolland quote #13 'There are 40,000,000 men under arms in the world today, and our statesmen and diplomats have the temerity to say that war is not in the making. Hell's bells! Are these 40,000,000 men being trained to be dancers?'
Smedley ButlerSmedley Butler quote #3 My mind is incapable of conceiving such a thing as a soul. I may be in error, and man may have a soul; but I simply do not believe it. What a soul may be is beyond my understanding.
Thomas Alva EdisonThomas Alva Edison quote #8 I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious ideas of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God.
Thomas Alva EdisonThomas Alva Edison quote #28 It has been an unrelenting, but, I have to accept, at least partly successful campaign to persuade Britain that Europe is a conspiracy aimed at us, rather than a partnership designed for us and others to pursue our national interest properly in a modern, interdependent world. It is right to confront this campaign head on. Provided that the treaty embodies the essential British positions, we shall agree to it as a Government. Once agreed - either at the June Council, which is our preference, or subsequently - Parliament should debate it in detail and decide upon it. Then, let the people have the final say.
Tony BlairTony Blair quote #39 There can be no doubt that distrust of words is less harmful than unwarranted trust in them. Besides, to distrust words, and indict them for the horrors that might slumber unobtrusively within them - isn't this, after all, the true vocation of the intellectual?
Vaclav HavelVaclav Havel quote #7 'Oh come on'
Vince McMahonVince McMahon quote #16 'Oh really?'
Vince McMahonVince McMahon quote #26 Clarke's Third Law doesn't work in reverse. Given that 'any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic,' it does not follow that 'any magical claim that anybody may make at any time is indistinguishable from a technological advance that well come some time in the future.' ... There have admittedly been occasions when authoritative, pontificating skeptics have come away with egg on their faces, even within their own lifetimes. But there have been a far greater number of occasions when magical claims have never been vindicated. An apparent magical claim might eventually turn out to be true. In any age there are so many magical claims that are, or could be, made. They can't all be true; many are mutually contradictory; and we have no reason to suppose that, simply by the act of sitting down and dreaming up a magical claim, we shall make it come true in some future technology. Some things that would surprise us today will come true in the future. But lots and lots of things that would surprise us today will not come true ever.
Arthur C. ClarkeArthur C. Clarke quote #71 'If your Majesty is ever to use the Horn,' said Trufflehunter, 'I think the time has now come.' Caspian had of course told them of his treasure several days ago. 'We are certainly in great need,' answered Caspian. 'But it is hard to be sure we are at our greatest. Supposing there came an even worse need and we had already used it?' 'By that argument,' said Nikabrik, 'your Majesty will never use it until it is too late.' 'I agree with that,' said Doctor Cornelius. 'And what do you think, Trumpkin?' asked Caspian. 'Oh, as for me,' said the Red Dwarf, who had been listening with complete indifference, 'your Majesty knows I think the Horn - and that bit of broken stone over there and your great King Peter - and your Lion Aslan - are all eggs in moonshine. It's all one to me when your Majesty blows the Horn. All I insist on is that the army is told nothing about it. There's no good raising hopes of magical help which (as I think) are sure to be disappointed.'
C. S. LewisC. S. Lewis quote #123 ... no testimony is sufficient to establish a miracle, unless the testimony be of such a kind, that its falsehood would be more miraculous, than the fact, which it endeavors to establish.
David HumeDavid Hume quote #24 Mozart's music represents neither the prolonged sigh of faith that characterizes so much of the music written before his time, nor the stormy idealism which cloaks most music after him. Rather he is that mercurial balance of the skeptic and the humane. Like him, and in him, we can always discover new worlds. ~ Joseph Solman
Wolfgang Amadeus MozartWolfgang Amadeus Mozart quote #85 De omnibus dubitandum
Rene DescartesRene Descartes quote #34 Que sais-je?
Michel de MontaigneMichel de Montaigne quote #1