Steven Wright Quotes on Knowledge
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I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a car that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said, 'I don't know.' I said, 'I don't think I want to work for you.'
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Half the people you know are below average.
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How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?