3 Steven Wright Quotes on Knowledge

Steven Wright quotes on knowledge

83. I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a car that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said, 'I don't know.' I said, 'I don't think I want to work for you.'

184. Half the people you know are below average.

186. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?