Quote #186
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
More from Steven Wright
- Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
- Half the people you know are below average.
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
- I'm totally insane. I'm so wired. I'm sweating internally.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.