I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went 'Aaaaahhhh...'

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to ta…

When dark clouds full with new waters are thundering repeatedly, the ruttish wild elephants respond by trumpeting, on the premise that it is the she-elephant's…

The Sun-Paul must consider only one thing: what is the relation of this or that external reaction of the animal to the phenomena of the external world?

They say that dogs lick their own genitalia because they can. But I think it's at least partially because they don't have the Internet.