I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds *amazing*.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker describes an impossible way to play music using a car.
- In plain terms
- I play harmonica by driving fast.
- What can you take from it?
- Absurd solutions solve simple problems.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What simple task makes you overcomplicate?
Another view
This method is dangerous and impractical.
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