4 Steven Wright Quotes on Surrealism

Steven Wright quotes on surrealism

85. I was once arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.

99. I woke up one day and everything in the apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. I said to my roommate 'Can you believe this? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.' He said, 'Do I know you?'

114. Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

137. The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.