Steven Wright Quotes on Surrealism
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I was once arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.
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I woke up one day and everything in the apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. I said to my roommate 'Can you believe this? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.' He said, 'Do I know you?'
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.