It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it...

I've been getting into astronomy, so I installed a skylight. The people that live above me are furious.

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas. I just think about it.

The good thing about reinventing the wheel is that you can get a round one.

Such a proud moment of professionalism. You work for years crafting cogent satirical essays and the thing that everybody remembers is me making love to a Chiqu…

I remember one day I was coming home from kindergarten I--well, I thought it was kindergarten, it turned out later I'd been working in a factory for two years.…