Steven Wright Quotes on Work
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I used to work at a factory where they made hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a car that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said, 'I don't know.' I said, 'I don't think I want to work for you.'
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I worked as a parking attendant at Logan Airport, I parked jets. They had to let me go though because I kept locking the keys in them. One day I was on an 86 foot stepladder trying to get in the window with a coat hanger.
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done, so now I just have to fill in the rest.
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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it...
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.