7 Steven Wright Quotes on Work

Steven Wright quotes on work

75. I used to work at a factory where they made hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

83. I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a car that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said, 'I don't know.' I said, 'I don't think I want to work for you.'

100. I worked as a parking attendant at Logan Airport, I parked jets. They had to let me go though because I kept locking the keys in them. One day I was on an 86 foot stepladder trying to get in the window with a coat hanger.

107. I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done, so now I just have to fill in the rest.

113. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it...

117. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

185. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.