I bought some batteries, but they weren't included - so I had to buy them again.

Sally plays strip-poker. Every time she loses she has to put on a piece of clothing.

I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went over to her house. There were no doors on the closets. The walls were covered with see-through wallpaper.

Let's say, for instance, I'm out of cheese. And then I'll think, oh, but what if I go to the store and they're out of cheese? I'd be like, 'How can you be out …

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put …

I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.