6 Steven Wright Quotes on Shopping

Steven Wright quotes on shopping

23. I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

25. (a few minutes later) I bought one of those little glass ball things with the snow in it... Just checking.

71. I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, 'It's free with purchase.' I asked her if anyone bought anything today.

93. I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

104. I'm a very difficult size to shop for; I'm an extra-medium.

166. I bought some batteries, but they weren't included - so I had to buy them again.