Steven Wright Quotes on Consumerism
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(a few minutes later) I bought one of those little glass ball things with the snow in it... Just checking.
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I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included - so I had to buy them again.
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I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?