5 Steven Wright Quotes on Consumerism

Steven Wright quotes on consumerism

25. (a few minutes later) I bought one of those little glass ball things with the snow in it... Just checking.

93. I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

166. I bought some batteries, but they weren't included - so I had to buy them again.

167. I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.

191. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?