My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.

My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I go out and lift my house up over my head. I tell them to s…

My uncle was a clown for Ringling Bros. Circus, and when he died, all his friends came in one car.

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

I sometimes wondered what the use of any of the arts was. The best thing I could come up with was what I call the canary in the coal mine theory of the arts. T…

She has no strong white arms to fold you, But the ten-times-fingering weed to hold you - Out on the rocks where the tide has rolled you.