Steven Wright Quotes on Housing
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For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter...no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running...[slow glance upward]
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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!
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My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.