For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter...no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running...[slow glance upward]
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker owned a helicopter but had nowhere to park it, so they tied it to a lamp post while leaving it running.
- In plain terms
- Parking a helicopter on a lamp post because of space.
- What can you take from it?
- Space constraints affect choices.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Where do you park large items?
- How do you solve space issues?
Another view
Helicopters cannot be tied to lamp posts safely.
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