They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning...[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge...

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

This isn't all true.

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

Camus said there is only really one serious philosophical question, which is whether or not to commit suicide. I think there are four or five serious philosoph…

There is one living spirit, prevalent over this world ... which assumes a multitude of forms according to subordinate laws. There is one thinking sensible prin…

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going 'Ahh…