4 Steven Wright Quotes on Philosophy

Steven Wright quotes on philosophy

127. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

144. They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning...[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge...

170. I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it.

175. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

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