Quote #192
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.'
- I'm totally insane. I'm so wired. I'm sweating internally.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.