Terry Pratchett Quotes on Work

5 quotes

  1. What you have here is an example of that well known phenomenon, A Bookshop Assistance Who Knows Buggerall But Won't Admit It (probably some kind of arts graduate).

  2. Up until now I'd always thought RSI meant 'I hate my damn job'.

  3. I wish that the people who sing about the deeds of heroes would think about the people who have to clear up after them.

  4. Most armies are in fact run by their sergeants - the officers are there just to give things a bit of tone and prevent warfare becoming a mere lower-class brawl.

  5. The way to deal with an impossible task was to chop it down into a number of merely very difficult tasks, and break each one of them into a group of horribly hard tasks, and each of them into tricky jobs, and each of them...

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