'Do the NBC bigheads really pay attention to these message boards?' Um, I don't know if they read the message boards. I hope so, because I write fifty to a thousand fake posts a week, mostly, uh, saying that I'm really good and that no else is as good as me. So, I hope they listen to that because I'm trying to get a raise.

'I can't believe you recently had a baby. How do you do it?' [pause] The baby starts to come down...and once that happens you can't-it comes out. Whether you l…

'So, Alec Baldwin; great actor or greatest actor?' I'm gonna say 'greatest actor'; Greatest...living...American...actor...in...the Baldwin family...by a mile.

This is, uh, from 'RedSoxGirl02,' um, so that person is four years old, I guess, 'cause their thing is '02.'