'So, Alec Baldwin; great actor or greatest actor?' I'm gonna say 'greatest actor'; Greatest...living...American...actor...in...the Baldwin family...by a mile.

'Do the NBC bigheads really pay attention to these message boards?' Um, I don't know if they read the message boards. I hope so, because I write fifty to a tho…

On Matthew McConaughey 'He was always taking his shirt off, he's like 'Yeah, here's my deal, I'm hot.' We had a meeting one day at like 11 o'clock, right befor…

'I can't believe you recently had a baby. How do you do it?' [pause] The baby starts to come down...and once that happens you can't-it comes out. Whether you l…