On Matthew McConaughey 'He was always taking his shirt off, he's like 'Yeah, here's my deal, I'm hot.' We had a meeting one day at like 11 o'clock, right before the show and he walks into the meeting shirtless wearing this like old musty sarong... He doesn't smell great, no.'

'So, Alec Baldwin; great actor or greatest actor?' I'm gonna say 'greatest actor'; Greatest...living...American...actor...in...the Baldwin family...by a mile.

On Paris Hilton 'She's a piece of shit. The people at 'SNL' were like 'Maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously'. She takes herself so se…

'Do the NBC bigheads really pay attention to these message boards?' Um, I don't know if they read the message boards. I hope so, because I write fifty to a tho…