Quote #44

On Matthew McConaughey 'He was always taking his shirt off, he's like 'Yeah, here's my deal, I'm hot.' We had a meeting one day at like 11 o'clock, right before the show and he walks into the meeting shirtless wearing this like old musty sarong... He doesn't smell great, no.'

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