Something has got to hold it together. I'm saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.

This stuff's so fine Julius Caesar called for it with his dying breath. 'A toot, Brutus,' is what he said.

'I'll follow him to the ends of the earth,' she sobbed. Yes, darling. But the earth doesn't have any ends. Columbus fixed that.

They snuggled closer, and when they were as close as they could get without being behind one another, they commenced to kiss again.

'If at all God's gaze falls upon us all it's with a mischievous grin, look at him'

Your veal cutlet gets up off the plate, It walks down to end of the counter and beat the shit out of my cup of coffee. I guess the coffee just wasn't strong en…

A sign in the yard of a church next door said CHRIST IS THE ANSWER. (The question, of course, is: What do you say when you strike your thumb with a hammer?)