Quote #34

'I'll follow him to the ends of the earth,' she sobbed. Yes, darling. But the earth doesn't have any ends. Columbus fixed that.

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  2. A rabbi's dog could score pork chops in the streets of Tel Aviv easier than Bernard could acquire tequila in King County Jail.
  3. This stuff's so fine Julius Caesar called for it with his dying breath. 'A toot, Brutus,' is what he said.
  4. She tried out the chamber pot, although she really had nothing to contribute.
  5. They snuggled closer, and when they were as close as they could get without being behind one another, they commenced to kiss again.
  6. Any half-awake materialist well knows - that which you hold holds you.
  7. If you're honest, you sooner or later have to confront your values. Then you're forced to separate what is right from what is merely legal.…
  8. The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist.

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