Quote #35
A rabbi's dog could score pork chops in the streets of Tel Aviv easier than Bernard could acquire tequila in King County Jail.
More from Tom Robbins
- 'I'll follow him to the ends of the earth,' she sobbed. Yes, darling. But the earth doesn't have any ends. Columbus fixed that.
- She tried out the chamber pot, although she really had nothing to contribute.
- Something has got to hold it together. I'm saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.
- Any half-awake materialist well knows - that which you hold holds you.
- This stuff's so fine Julius Caesar called for it with his dying breath. 'A toot, Brutus,' is what he said.
- The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist.
- They snuggled closer, and when they were as close as they could get without being behind one another, they commenced to kiss again.
- Funny how we think of romance as always involving two, when the romance of solitude can be ever so much more delicious and intense.