Quote #5

Your veal cutlet gets up off the plate, It walks down to end of the counter and beat the shit out of my cup of coffee. I guess the coffee just wasn't strong enough to defend itself.

More from Tom Waits

  1. She called me Hen Fap Thomas, said that I was something that she needed to have!
  2. I don't have a drinking problem 'cept when I can't get a drink.
  3. I'm so goddamn horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me!
  4. And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget that history puts a saint in every dream.
  5. Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk.
  6. The piano has been drinking, not me.
  7. And sometime around 2 AM you end up taking advantage of yourself. Ain't no way around that. Making a scene with a magazine.
  8. If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man.

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