Quote #3

I'm so goddamn horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me!

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  1. Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk.
  2. She called me Hen Fap Thomas, said that I was something that she needed to have!
  3. And sometime around 2 AM you end up taking advantage of yourself. Ain't no way around that. Making a scene with a magazine.
  4. Your veal cutlet gets up off the plate, It walks down to end of the counter and beat the shit out of my cup of coffee. I guess the coffee j…
  5. I don't have a drinking problem 'cept when I can't get a drink.
  6. And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget that history puts a saint in every dream.
  7. The piano has been drinking, not me.
  8. If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man.

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