I'd push the lot of you over a cliff myself. Except the one in the wheelchair, I think I'd lose the sympathy vote before people had time to think it through.

Oh, you're going to zap me with penicillin and pesticides. Spare me that and I'll spare you the bomb and aerosols. But don't confuse progress with perfectibili…

It is a defect of God's humour that he directs our hearts everywhere but to those who have a right to them.

We shed as we pick up, like travellers who must carry everything in their arms, and what we let fall will be picked up by those behind. The procession is very …

Mr. Smith Goes To Hollywood : Jay is a creature of the Id, who has no filter as to what to say; he just says what's on his mind. So what's funny about the char…

If Hitler wouldn't have killed the Jews, I'd now have to shine their shoes in the middle of Freedom Avenue.

False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.