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What does it mean?
The speaker jokes that they are not the one intoxicated, implying the piano is.
In plain terms
I am sober; the piano is the one acting drunk.
What can you take from it?
Use humor to deflect accusations of personal fault.

Where it applies

  • social gathering
  • argument
  • performance

Putting it to work

  • defuse tension
  • make a joke
  • shift blame

Questions to consider

  • When is humor appropriate for deflection?
  • What does personifying objects reveal?

Another view

It relies on the audience understanding the metaphor.

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