'There's no doubt that you're a bitch, but tonight, you're going to be my bitch!' (to Trish Stratus)

'Cause I am that damn good!' (copied from her at the time on-screen husband Triple H)

'Now, some of you might feel that Mr. McMahon doesn't deserve a celebration. Mr. McMahon was not loved. He was not sympathetic, and he was not kind. But the ma…

'Welcome to Smackdown-Is-Stephanie!'

If they turn on their radars we're going to blow up their goddamn SAMs [surface-to- air missiles]. They know we own their country. We own their airspace:We dic…

Monsters cannot be announced. One cannot say: 'here are our monsters', without immediately turning the monsters into pets.

'The first thing I want be done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring! Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF, because I've proven so…