'Now, some of you might feel that Mr. McMahon doesn't deserve a celebration. Mr. McMahon was not loved. He was not sympathetic, and he was not kind. But the man you know as Mr. McMahon is the only man I have ever known as my dad. And my dad is the most important person in this world:' (stops to correct herself) ':was.'

'There's no doubt that you're a bitch, but tonight, you're going to be my bitch!' (to Trish Stratus)

'I love you dad.' (closing statement in her promo one week after Vince McMahon's kayfabe tragic death; she rather unconvincingly tried to cry afterwards as she…

'Cause I am that damn good!' (copied from her at the time on-screen husband Triple H)

I don't need a second rate ECW member (Tommy Dreamer) ruining the WWE! (To Terry Funk)

You're my boy Blue, you're my boy

That's why my girlfriend and I broke up: she wanted kids, and I : well, she wanted kids. [laughs] I had no idea her philosophy was that flawed. She goes, 'Woul…