Quote #2
Goddamn the whole friggin' world but you, Carlotta!
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- I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
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- I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
- Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
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