A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.

If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.

Women aren't as mere as they used to be.

What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart.

It's the ultimate Boston transportation. On land:all those slow cars get in the way. There's public transit - the T - but if you're in good shape, it's usually…

Everyone knows it takes a woman nine months to have a baby. But you Americans think if you get nine women pregnant, you can have a baby in a month.

Cable cars are fun. Everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey. No one talks on a cable car, they just hang and stare : And the guy in the front, with …