You've got to be optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one.

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three co…

We are the first nation to starve to death in a storehouse that's overfilled with everything we want.

And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to e…