We are the first nation to starve to death in a storehouse that's overfilled with everything we want.

You've got to be optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three co…