The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Sure must be a great consolation to the poor people who lost their stock in the late crash to know that it has fallen in the hands of Mr. Rockefeller, who will…

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

We all can't be heroes, for someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.