We all can't be heroes, for someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Personally, I have always felt the best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know.

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.

This would be a great world to dance in if we didn't have to pay the fiddler.