Personally, I have always felt the best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know.

We all can't be heroes, for someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

This would be a great world to dance in if we didn't have to pay the fiddler.

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.