This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something.

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know th…

This would be a great world to dance in if we didn't have to pay the fiddler.