The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something.

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.