The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make one out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a Crook or a Martyr.

I tell you Folks, all Politics is Apple Sauce.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.