Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make one out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you a…

Now everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on hap…

I tell you Folks, all Politics is Apple Sauce.