Now everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

I have no Politics. I am for the Party that is out of Power, no matter which one it is. But I will give you my word that, in case of my appointment, I will not…

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make one out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you a…