Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.

There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.

You can't say civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I don't even have to exagge…