A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

I not only 'don't choose to run' but I don't even want to leave a loophole in case I am drafted, so I won't 'choose'. I will say 'won't run' no matter how bad …

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.